Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

to the new staging areas (red area).

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Senate

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Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

They are listed above.

Two of my family members have recently converted to Islam and have brought shame on my family. How do I get them back into the fold of Hinduism?

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Whenever I write a novel, I struggle with the end, should I make it open? Should the good win or the bad win? Sometime I don't even have an ending, what should I do?

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Was Jimmy Carter a good President of the United States?

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

Representative John Curtis of Utah

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative James Baird of Indiana

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

House members

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

than the blue routes.

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania